Quotes about Women:
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. ~Author Unknown
A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
Women are always beautiful. ~Ville Valo
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points. ~Mae West
The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen
Next to the wound, what women make best is the bandage. ~Jules Barbey d'Aurevilly
The rarest thing in the world is a woman who is pleased with photographs of herself. ~Elizabeth Metcalf
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~Author Unknown
Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked. ~Ovid
Women really do rule the world. They just haven't figured it out yet. When they do, and they will, we're all in big big trouble. ~"Doctor Leon," drleons.com
Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Women keep a special corner of their hearts for sins they have never committed. ~Cornelia Otis Skinner
Lovely female shapes are terrible complicators of the difficulties and dangers of this earthly life, especially for their owners. ~George du Maurier
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right - instantly. ~Sam Slick (Thomas Chandler Haliburton)
I have an idea that the phrase "weaker sex" was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. ~Ogden Nash
Be to her virtues very kind,
Be to her faults a little blind.
~Matthew Prior
They may talk of a comet, or a burning mountain, or some such bagatelle; but to me a modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object of the whole creation. ~Oliver Goldsmith
It upsets women to be, or not to be, stared at hungrily. ~Mignon McLaughlin,The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
Women are never stronger than when they arm themselves with their weakness. ~Marie de Vichy-Chamrond, Marquise du Deffand, Letters to Voltaire
Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. ~Oscar Wilde
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. ~Alexandre Dumas, fils
Women are in league with each other, a secret conspiracy of hearts and pheromones. ~Camille Paglia
When I glimpse the backs of women's knees I seem to hear the first movement of Beethoven's Pastoral Symphony. ~Author Unknown
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. ~J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
No woman wants to see herself too clearly. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
A man gives many question marks, however, a woman is a whole mystery. ~Diana Stürm
In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on woman. ~Nancy Astor, My Two Countries
Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell. ~Alfred Lord Tennyson
I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. ~Stanley Baldwin
Men look at themselves in mirrors. Women look for themselves. ~Elissa Melamed
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. ~Washington Irving
Women who make men talk better than they are accustomed to are always popular. ~E.V. Lucas
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
What men desire is a virgin who is a whore. ~Edward Dahlbert
A woman should be an illusion. ~Ian Fleming
There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature. ~Stephen Stills
A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful. ~Karl Kraus (i love this one)
Once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her. ~John Vanbrugh, The Relapse, 1696
Women have very little idea of how much men hate them. ~Germaine Greer
Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak. ~William Shakespeare, As You Like It
To get to a woman's heart, a man must first use his own. ~Mike Dobbertin, quoted in A 5th Portion of Chicken Soup for the Soul
Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little. ~Samuel Johnson
Women speak two languages - one of which is verbal. ~William Shakespeare
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. ~James Thurber
I hate women because they always know where things are. ~Voltaire
Good-looking girls break hearts, and goodhearted girls mend them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue. ~Hermione Gingold
Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown
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Women are Life
